Panel 1

OUr Members

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Chrissy Grieshop – President

Why are you running for Student Senate?
I’m just doing this for a resume filler. Add me on LinkedIn: linkedin.com/in/christine-grieshop/
Favorite part about being a Bobcat?
The ears.
Favorite Athens location?
The bottom of the Hocking.

 

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Anthony DiRienzo – Vice President

Why are you running for Student Senate?
I’m just glad you guys included me!
What is your favorite part about being a Bobcat?
All the squirrels!
Future project?
I’m going to present the baking soda volcano I’ve been working on for months!

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Emily Pyle – Vice President

Why are you running for Student Senate?
I crave success like I crave water and everybody calls me thirsty 😉
Favorite OU memory?
I tried to get baptized but they wouldn’t let me do it in a pool of Mountain Dew.
Do you have a Tinder?
Yes, but only to find my birth father.

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Treasurer – Luke Fikaris

Why are you running for Student Senate?
Why not?
What’s your favorite thing about Athens?The lackadaisical approach to policing recreational marijuana.
Name one thing you trust more than The Post.
Smoke signals that are next to a burning house, Nigerian princes on the internet, Bill Cosby’s defense, Lorde, a snake who is also a lawyer, the rest of my running mates, that stuff that might be poison ivy but you’re not quite sure, the carton of milk sitting in my refrigerator that has an expiration date that was two days ago but I bought it three days ago, Bobby.

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Secretary of Squirrel Relations – Courtney Schaefer

Why are you running for Student Senate?
Why are you so obsessed with me?
What’s your favorite thing about Athens?
No one looks at me when I dumpster dive. Or ever.
What’s your favorite thing about bobcats?
1) Their juicy heart. 2) Their skin.

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Campaign Manager – Emily Delaney

Why are you running for Student Senate?
I’m not.
What’s your favorite Athens location?
Why are you asking me this? I’m just the campaign manager.
Why are you dodging our questions?
What are you talking about?

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Knighted Senator of Jeff and Morton Hill – Trianna Connolly

Why are you running for Student Senate?
LARPing awareness and deer rights.
Future projects?
I want to allow deer to vote in Student Senate and I think they should be allowed as emotional support animals in residence halls.
What’s your favorite Athens location?
Any grassy area.

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Father Time – Hannah Barrow

Why are you running for Student Senate?
I’m always running for Student Senate.
What’s your favorite part about being a bobcat?
Never aging. And their sexy legs.

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Person Who’s Actually going to fight Fight for us 

Why are you running for Student Senate?
It strengthens my relationship with God.
What’s your favorite part about being a bobcat?
My relationship with God.
Name one thing you trust more than The Post.
My relationship with God.

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Vice Vice to the Vice President – Emma Kent

Why are you running for Student Senate?
I really enjoy the meetings.
Future project?
Create more meetings.
What’s your favorite Athens location?
Conference rooms.

Panel 2

OUr Platform

David Descutner needs to go.
• It’s time for a change and that change starts with a new president. We want to get Descutner out and replace him with a new president. We believe Duane the Rock Nellis is the appropriate candidate for the job. We pledge to get Duane into office.

We want more clocks on campus.
Time is important and every day we hear your cries that you just do not know what time it is. We want to make the time known. We need more clocks.

We want to break more water mains.
• Remember when class was cancelled because a water main broke? We do. We want more of that.

More opaque Student Senate.
• Transparency, transparency, transparency. Every other party wants more transparency. We’ve had enough and we know you have too.

Change Student Senate culture.
• Student Senate needs a revolution. Here are just a few things we intend to initiate once in office: improv games, no losers allowed, bring back hazing, 420 friendly, anarchy, bloodlust, corruption, eruption?

No bears. More bees.
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Face it. It’s time we stop defending bears and start promoting bees. 

Longer fest season hours. 

Shorter walks to class. 

Spicy chicken sammies daily. 

Starting an Uptown Coalition uniting Court Street’s bars to better serve YOU.